The Letter

Saturday, May 14, 2005

Mr. Harold Finkelstein
c/o Los Angeles Department of Water and Power
POB 104
Los Angeles, CA 90019-1104

Dear Mr. Finkelstein,

Finally! For some strange reason I have been unable to acquire your information from the DWP offices. I’ve spent hours on the phone and have literally sent dozens of faxes trying to reach you. Fortunately I was able to reach a colleague in your office by just randomly punching in an extension (be sure to thank Ms. Hernandez for me!).

This letter is in response to your recent “Flex Your Power” campaign, specifically the flyer I received this morning, which states, and I quote, “If all California households permanently replaced 5 incandescent light bulbs with CFLs, it would like taking 414,000 cars off the road.”

I am curious as to the source of your data and the metrics used to calculate your speculative statement. What if the cars taken off the road were not gas guzzlers like the Hummer, but rather more efficient vehicles such as a Prius or a bio-diesel burning Mercedes?
Also, doesn’t it seem likely that the international oil and automobile cartels will frown at sort of behavior? Because of your position, I’m sure your aware of the intergalactic struggle for supremacy between the “Grey’s” and the “Greens” being played out on our planet, and how they have conspired with Big Oil and the Pharmaceutical industry to suppress our access to free and endless energy generated electromagnetically by the trillions and trillions of insects moving perpendicularly to our earth’s own magnetic field.

Please send your data and any supporting documents to may address below ASAP. The sooner I can go through this data, the sooner I can begin transmitting the data via the ether to our protective “White” helpers.

Yours, etc.

Alan Caudillo

P.S. Would it be possible for you to also include two (2) free CFL’s as indicated on your website?

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